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Муххахахахахахахаахахахахаха

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WINDOWS - а е като Тамагочи.Храниш го, чистиш му, грижиш се за него, сън не те хваща и накрая пак ..... умира.

Bergon rulz all round the world!!!

Даскалката по математика

няма ли оцъстващи или на мене така ми са струва

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daskala po BEL

U4enici 4uvateli kakvo pi6e na dasakata

Г-жата по английски:
"Когато го правим в час не знам къде си бъркате"

В час по англ. учехме професиите и една моя съученичка пита г-жата"
-Г-жо,ами баща ми ако е батман?"
-Тогава може да се батнеш"

междучасие:
Велислава:Аз мн обичам да ми слагат разни неща"

Даскала по немски (С.Кателиев):
- Пу да иба мама му пак ви изгубих списъка!!!
То не е кой знае какво ама като го каза беше много смешно. Даскал е се пак
Любимата му фраза е "А бе хора, не ме карайте да се тръшкам на земята, не се гъбаркайте с мене"

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Когато говорите, думите ви трябва да бъдат по-полезни от мълчанието.

"Абе Соня...ти знаеш ли че Жана д'Арк се е постригвала на твойте години"

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So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

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The theory of evolution claims that only the strong shall survive. Maybe so...maybe so...But the theory of competition says just because their the strong doesn't mean they cant get their ass's kicked. Thats right. See what every long shot, come from behind underdog will tell you is this. The other guy may in fact be the favorite, the odds maybe stacked against you, fair enough. But what the odds don't know is this isn't a math test. This is a completely different kind of test. One where PASSION has a funny way of trumping logic.No matter what the stats may say, and the experts may think, and the commentators may have predicted, when the race is on all bets are off!

оня с огледалото мноо ма кефи

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Those people who tell you not to take chances
They are all missing on what life's about
You only live once, so take hold of the chance
Don't end up like others, same song and dance

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CHELSEAFC FOREVER!!!

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SummΞrtimΞ

like you...

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The theory of evolution claims that only the strong shall survive. Maybe so...maybe so...But the theory of competition says just because their the strong doesn't mean they cant get their ass's kicked. Thats right. See what every long shot, come from behind underdog will tell you is this. The other guy may in fact be the favorite, the odds maybe stacked against you, fair enough. But what the odds don't know is this isn't a math test. This is a completely different kind of test. One where PASSION has a funny way of trumping logic.No matter what the stats may say, and the experts may think, and the commentators may have predicted, when the race is on all bets are off!

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SummΞrtimΞ

Пхахахахаххаахха всичките са смешни с изключение на първата.Първата мноо гадна.Как ония особенно ходи с детето и то без да се държи никъде

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WINDOWS - а е като Тамагочи.Храниш го, чистиш му, грижиш се за него, сън не те хваща и накрая пак ..... умира.

Bergon rulz all round the world!!!

мислех да правя нова тема,но реших да го постна тук...
какво мислите за това?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =f&jump=CH

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The theory of evolution claims that only the strong shall survive. Maybe so...maybe so...But the theory of competition says just because their the strong doesn't mean they cant get their ass's kicked. Thats right. See what every long shot, come from behind underdog will tell you is this. The other guy may in fact be the favorite, the odds maybe stacked against you, fair enough. But what the odds don't know is this isn't a math test. This is a completely different kind of test. One where PASSION has a funny way of trumping logic.No matter what the stats may say, and the experts may think, and the commentators may have predicted, when the race is on all bets are off!

иъп,гледах го вчера... верно си е обаче... поне по-голямата част

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Пропаганджа хит!

"lapate vsi4ko kakvoto hvanete!"

Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)

Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:D)

неска междучасие ... играем белот ... викам след много гадно изиграна ръка на съотборника и след 5 секунди казвам

-ех че ме заболя гласа ...

Господина ми по английски - Ще вали земи си дъжд

по география

думата базик значи 'взаимно бъркане в гъза''

ми то си е така не виждам що да е изцепка ти си мислиш че значи шегувам се ли ?

budzik zna4i da ti byrkat v duparata s dva prysta
khahha
s edin pryst neznam kakvo e

просто го каза по един тъкъв начин че ако те нема е можеж да ме разбереш...

[18:58:14] <n1kOlAy> ko praite
[18:58:35] <aspirin_4eto_f> nI6tOoO ;=] e
[18:58:36] <aspirin_4eto_f> mislim si za tebe
[18:58:48] <aspirin_4eto_f> mi ti ko prai6 n1kOlAy

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нее

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Choose life. Choose a job.Choose a career.Choose a family.Choose a fucking big television.Choose your friends.Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.Choose your future.Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

то е същото............само че по лек бъзик.......

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Истинското приятелство идва, когато мълчанието между двама души е приятно...